Move over Thursday Night Football. It’s time to crown The Biggest Licker.
So you think you can dance? You think you got talent? Well, there’s a new title in TV Land.
It’s called The Biggest Licker.
The show is simple. Put 7 virgins in the same house with 7 eligible, lip smacking, red-hot, billionaires looking to seduce them. If a billionaire conquers a virgin she gets kicked out and he chooses one of the other billionaires to leave the house as well. Whoever lasts till the end gets the prize – $2 billion dollars and a dream apartment in the heart of New York City.
Sound fun? Well it was until this season.
All of a sudden, because of an immunity challenge, we have Tristan and me as the last two billionaires chasing after one lone virgin.
But Megan Wright is something entirely different. Every inch of her makes my blood boil. Her curves tempt me to desire. Her body teases me to madness. And it’s all live on prime time.
But she’s doing more than arousing lust. She’s making me experience thoughts and feelings I never thought possible. And she’s doing it for both of us.
We both want to claim her as ours individually.
But what happens when we join forces and take her together?
Well, America…open wide, because I guarantee you ratings won’t be the only thing exploding here…